What should I name my parrot?

I am getting a MALE parrotttt in like a week and I'm 13 so Idk with names. lol I want to give it a funny cool name that not like John. lol IO was thinking about getting a gold fish to and name one Harold and the other Komar like the movie haha. Or name him napoelian. LIke the french one. or Apolo like the Greek name. HELP!! lol and what colorr!? lol